Grandma's Boy quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote I'll run over your attitude, It sucks.

View Quote You mean by girlfriend that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick at night?

View Quote That's sweet. Let's see... You're my, uh... I dunno, three-thousand something.

View Quote Shut up monkey, i've got company dude!

View Quote Hello........Cool i hope its a naked dude with a boner.

View Quote Dude, wanking off on my mom is one thing, but doing your grandma...Thats legendary!

View Quote Who wants to hear about my blowjob from the World War? Yeah...(said like a news anchor) "A little Hiroshima on my balls".

View Quote Thank you, Mr. President.

View Quote You can't get stoned and be an accountant, you make too many mistakes, lose people millions.

View Quote Don't slit your wrists Kahne, im here.

View Quote What is that ringing? Do I have a tumor?

View Quote There was this baby... and i was trying to save it from this fire....

View Quote Fruitcup? Nice....way to go mom!

View Quote Dude, that party was off the hook kid, your girl can drink her ****in face off!!!!!

View Quote I wanna eat the TV.