Grandma's Boy quotes
115 total quotesJ.P.
Jeff
Lilly
Mr. Cheezle
Shilo
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Shit's weak! Shit's weak! Wizzeak!
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Line up you ****in' nerds. Who's wants a shot at the champ!?
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Whats up Douche Bigelow?
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[to J.P. after exiting Samantha's office] You're ****in' weird man.
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I'll give you my grandson's number, he's gay too.
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At least I have a bush!
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I can't believe you came on my mom. You might be the biggest perv in the world right now.
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Dude, you do know that lions eat deer right?
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Space shuttle.
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Dude, we were just kidding JP. (mimicking JP's Robot voice) Dont be mad at us!
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Let's do it—The levels I mean, not sex.
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My grandma drank all my pot.
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Hey Samantha, don't take the red pill!
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That's cool.....if you wanna be sober and vomit.
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[sigh] I shoulda' worn a condom.