Grandma's Boy quotes

115 total quotes

Alex
Bea
Dante
Grace

J.P.
Jeff
Lilly
Mr. Cheezle
Shilo

View Quote I feel like Tom Cruise in ****tail!

View Quote [to J.P. after exiting Samantha's office] You're ****in' weird man.

View Quote Shit's weak! Shit's weak! Wizzeak!

View Quote I'll give you my grandson's number, he's gay too.

View Quote Line up you ****in' nerds. Who's wants a shot at the champ!?

View Quote Whats up Douche Bigelow?

View Quote Dude, we were just kidding JP. (mimicking JP's Robot voice) Dont be mad at us!

View Quote Dude, you do know that lions eat deer right?

View Quote At least I have a bush!

View Quote I can't believe you came on my mom. You might be the biggest perv in the world right now.

View Quote My grandma drank all my pot.

View Quote Space shuttle.

View Quote [sigh] I shoulda' worn a condom.

View Quote Let's do it—The levels I mean, not sex.

View Quote That's cool.....if you wanna be sober and vomit.