Grandma's Boy quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote Line up you ****in' nerds. Who's wants a shot at the champ!?

View Quote Shit's weak! Shit's weak! Wizzeak!

View Quote I'll give you my grandson's number, he's gay too.

View Quote [to J.P. after exiting Samantha's office] You're ****in' weird man.

View Quote I can't believe you came on my mom. You might be the biggest perv in the world right now.

View Quote At least I have a bush!

View Quote Want an ice-cream sandwich? They're on whole wheat with lettuce.

View Quote Let's do it—The levels I mean, not sex.

View Quote My grandma drank all my pot.

View Quote Hey Samantha, don't take the red pill!

View Quote Dude, you do know that lions eat deer right?

View Quote Space shuttle.

View Quote [sigh] I shoulda' worn a condom.

View Quote Dude, we were just kidding JP. (mimicking JP's Robot voice) Dont be mad at us!

View Quote That's cool.....if you wanna be sober and vomit.