Grandma's Boy quotes

115 total quotes

Alex
Bea
Dante
Grace

J.P.
Jeff
Lilly
Mr. Cheezle
Shilo

View Quote Welcome to "Our Lady Health" my name's Shilo and i'll be serving you today.

View Quote Do you have bathrooms here, or do i have to shit in a plant?

View Quote Hey Samantha, don't take the red pill!

View Quote Oh, yeah... Careful is my middle name, heh - Actually, it's not, it's Philip. [sobs]

View Quote Let's ****ing rage!

View Quote Hey, look! It's Bono's brother.

View Quote I got my yellow belt, monkey got his red belt....he's a quick learner!

View Quote You're dead to me, over.

View Quote I hate your face!

View Quote It's tequila! It's supposed to **** you up!

View Quote It's the future of gaming.

View Quote Want an ice-cream sandwich? They're on whole wheat with lettuce.

View Quote Hi, I'm Jeff. I have a bush too - it's not grey.

View Quote [robot voice] Must ingest more fuel.

View Quote I have to pee out of my ass.