Grandma's Boy quotes
115 total quotesJ.P.
Jeff
Lilly
Mr. Cheezle
Shilo
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You look like a bag of shit. You sure you don't wanna borrow my birthday suit?
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Let's ****ing rage!
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Do you have bathrooms here, or do i have to shit in a plant?
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Hey, look! It's Bono's brother.
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Hi, I'm Jeff. I have a bush too - it's not grey.
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I feel like Tom Cruise in ****tail!
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Oh, yeah... Careful is my middle name, heh - Actually, it's not, it's Philip. [sobs]
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[robot voice] Must ingest more fuel.
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You're dead to me, over.
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I have to pee out of my ass.
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It's the future of gaming.
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I got my yellow belt, monkey got his red belt....he's a quick learner!
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It's tequila! It's supposed to **** you up!
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Whats up Douche Bigelow?
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I hate your face!