“Hey, Gord, the water cold enough for ya?” – Jim, Freddy Got Fingered ... Movie Quotes Database

Jim

Hey, Gord, the water cold enough for ya? [turns the water temp level down, then breaks into the bathroom, then flushes the toilet]

Jim

Don't tell me you're so goddamn stupid you can't even tell the difference between hot and cold. [opens shower to find Gord with a soap on a rope in scuba gear]

Jim

What the **** is going on?

Gord

I'm underwater! Look! I found a treasure.

Jim

A treasure? That's soap on a rope!

Gord

SHHHHHH!!! I'm pretending it's a treasure!

Jim

Get outta my goddamn scuba gear you imbecile!

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