“If I were you, I would go out. I'd have sex.” – Gord, Freddy Got Fingered ... Movie Quotes Database

Gord

If I were you, I would go out. I'd have sex.

Julie

Oh, honey. No.

Gord

If I were you, I'd go out. I'd have sex with strange men. I'd have sex with basketball players. I'd have sex with Greeks. Men from Greece. I'd satisfy my urges. I'd satisfy my sexual desires.

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