Julie Hagerty movie quotes

View Quote Mostly, I remember the nights when we were together. I remember how you used to hold me and... how I used to sit on your face and wriggle and—

View Quote Ladies and gentleman, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. This is due to periodic air pockets we encountered. There's no reason to be alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

View Quote Elaine: Would you like something to read?
Old Lady: Do you have anything light?
Elaine: Uhh...how about this leaflet, Famous Jewish Sports Legends?

View Quote Compare this to the Vonnegut story, in which it says, "That's all right—" Hazel said of the announcer, "he tried.  That's the big thing.  He tried to do the best he could with what God gave him.  He should get a nice raise for trying so hard."

View Quote Well, that's all right—he tried.  That's the important thing.  I think he should get a nice big raise for trying so hard.

View Quote George Bergeron:  Hazel, if I take them off, I'm gonna want to keep them off.  And we both know how we would feel about that.
Hazel Bergeron:  I'd hate it.
George Bergeron:  So, nothing to be done, then. Compare this to the Vonnegut story, in which it says, "All of a sudden you look so tired," said Hazel.  "Why don't you stretch out on the sofa, so's you can rest your handicap bag on the pillows, honeybunch."  She was referring to the forty-seven pounds of birdshot in a canvas bag, which was padlocked around George's neck.  "Go on and rest the bag for a little while," she said.  "I don't care if you're not equal to me for a while."George weighed the bag with his hands.  "I don't mind it," he said.  "I don't notice it any more.  It's just a part of me.""You been so tired lately—kind of wore out," said Hazel.  "If there was just some way we could make a little hole in the bottom of the bag, and just take out a few of them lead balls.  Just a few.""Two years in prison and two thousand dollars fine for every ball I took out," said George.  "I don't call that a bargain.""If you could just take a few out when you came home from work," said Hazel.  "I mean—you don't compete with anybody around here.  You just set around.""If I tried to get away with it," said George, "then other people'd get away with it—and pretty soon we'd be right back to the dark ages again, with everybody competing against everybody else.  You wouldn't like that, would you?""I'd hate it," said Hazel."There you are," said George.  "The minute people start cheating on laws, what do you think happens to society?"

View Quote Elaine Dickinson: I don't know how to say this, but maybe in this mixed-up, topsy-turvy world of ours, they should take all the quote "sane" people and lock them up and let all the psychopaths out of the asylums to run the world...No, I guess on second thought, that's a bad idea, Ted.

View Quote Elaine Dickinson: Ted, I have the strangest feeling we've been through this exact same thing before.

View Quote Ted Striker: We're going to have to blow the computer!
Elaine Dickinson: Blow ROC?
[a smiling face appears on the computer]