Ted, I have the strangest feeling we've been through this exact same thing before.
4th most-quoted character in Airplane II: The Sequel (1982): in 4 of its 40 quotes
Scenes with Elaine Dickinson
4 scenesWe're going to have to blow the computer!
Blow ROC?
[a smiling face appears on the computer]
Voice interface.
There's an overheat in the core. Please analyze problem.
There is no apparent overheat.
Yes, there is, ROC. We read a coreheat. Repeat analysis.
Analysis confirmed. All systems compute positive.
Well, not from where I'm sitting, they don't!
Look, Elaine. Cut the "not from where I'm sitting" shit. It must be a human error.
Captain, I think we have a computer foul-up!
I see.
Well, what do you recommend, Captain?
Maybe you'd better run it through the computer.
But sir, I already have!
Good!
I don't know how to say this, but maybe in this mixed-up, topsy-turvy world of ours, they should take all the quote "sane" people and lock them up and let all the psychopaths out of the asylums to run the world...No, I guess on second thought, that's a bad idea, Ted.


