Airplane II: The Sequel (1982) · 40 quotes
Tied for most-quoted character in Airplane II: The Sequel (1982): in 6 of its 40 quotes
Ted Striker Mary, which passenger is Joe Solucci?
16C. Why?
Ted Striker He's carrying a bomb.
A bah—[hands fly up to her mouth to muffle her words]
Striker No, Not a bah. A bomb.
Ted Striker I got a piece of metal. It's a bobby pin.
A bobby pin? What the hell is the man doing with a bobby pin?
Hey mister, can I ask you a question?
Ted Striker What is it?
It's an interrogative statement used to test knowledge, but that's not important right now.
Ted Striker We're going to have to blow the computer!
Blow ROC?
[a smiling face appears on the computer]
Ted Striker Quick, you must get everybody into the lounge.
But we don't have a lounge.
Ted Striker That's not important right now.
Ted Striker We're not in the past or the present anymore, Elaine. This... is the FUTURE.
