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Gord If I were you, I would go out. I'd have sex.
Julie Oh, honey. No.
Gord If I were you, I'd go out. I'd have sex with strange men. I'd have sex with basketball players. I'd have sex with Greeks. Men from Greece. I'd satisfy my urges. I'd satisfy my sexual desires.
Betty I'm gonna give you a blowjob.
Gord Oh Betty. It's only our first date. Don't you think we should go do some romantic stuff first? Maybe take a walk in the park or something?
Betty No, I can't walk.
Gord Maybe I can take you for a roll.
Jim Wait a minute, you're crippled.
Gord Dad..
Betty Wha--what?
Gord Dad..
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