A scene from Duck Soup 1933
Firefly

Chicolini, give me a number from one to ten.

Chicolini

Eleven.

Firefly

Right.

Chicolini

Now I aska you one. What is it has a trunk, but no key, weighs 2,000 pounds and lives in the circus?

Prosecutor

That's irrelevant.

Chicolini

Irr-elephant? Hey, that's the answer! There's a whole lotta irr-elephants in the circus.

Minister/Judge

That sort of testimony we can eliminate.

Chicolini

Thats-a fine. I'll take some.

Minister/Judge

You'll take what?

Chicolini

Eliminate. A nice, cool glass o' lemonade.

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