Take a letter.
Bob Roland Who to?
To my dentist.
Uh... Dear dentist, enclosed find check for $500, yours very truly. Send that off immediately.
Bob Roland I'll, um, I'll have to enclose a check first.
You do and I'll fire you.
Played by Zeppo Marx 
Duck Soup (1933) · 49 quotes
Duck Soup (1933) · 49 quotes
Tied for 5th most-quoted character in Duck Soup (1933): in 3 of its 49 quotes
Most scenes with: Rufus T. Firefly (3)
Scenes with Bob Roland
3 scenes Bob Roland Bob Roland Where's my Stradivarius?
Officer
Here, sir.
I'll show 'em they can't fiddle around with old Firefly!
[he pulls a tommygun out of his violin case and opens fire]
Look at them run. Now they know they've been in a war.
Bob Roland Your Excellency!
Bob Roland But sir, I've got to tell you.
Remind me to give myself the Firefly Medal for this.
Bob Roland Your Excellency, you're shooting your own men!
What?
Bob Roland You're shooting your own men!
Here's $5, keep it under your hat.
Oh, I'm sick of messages from the front. Don't we ever get a message from the side? - What is it?
Bob Roland General Smith reports a gas attack. He wants to know what to do.
Tell him to take a teaspoonful of bicarbonate of soda in a half a glass of water.
