John
Okay, Archie, you're on.
Archie
What do I say to her?
John
Get to know her a little. Tell her about yourself.
Archie
Hi! I'm Archie. [nervous chuckle] I like moonlit walks on the beach, uh, sharing slop buckets with that special someone, and the soulful sounds of the Backstreet Boys.
Ava
You're very weird.
Archie
Weird, as in sexy?
Ava
No, just weird.
John
Hey, Archie, uh, why don't you let me take it from here? That was good.
Archie
Okay. [whispers] Damn!
John
What do you think of Archie? Cute?
Ava
Oh, don't make me eat you.
John
Stop that. He's a little uncomfortable around the female species at first--
Ava
That's not even really the point. I need a real bear, someone who can hunt and protect and provide for me.
John
Oh. Okay. I can understand that.
Ava
Oh, and I'm already involved with someone.
John
Really? You have a boyfriend already-a "bearfriend." Are you in love this bear?
Ava
"Love"? My cousin married for love, and the next thing she knows... he's two-timing her with this hot little grizzly in a cave up north.
John
Okay, so you're not in love?
Ava
No.
John
All right, let's make a deal. Don't make any decisions for a month. I'm gonna go work with Archie, and in a month's time I'm gonna turn that bear... into a bear that you'll be proud to have little bear cubs with.
Archie
Check it out! I've flipped for you... [crunch] Pinecone. Gah!
