(Rufus has recognized the girl at the strip club as the muse Serendipity.)
Rufus: I forgot you were down here. How long now?
Serendipity: Three years this August.
Bethany: Let me guess. The fourteenth apostle, left out of the Bible because she's a woman?
Rufus: Oh, this girl's no woman.
Bethany: Oh, those weren't tits I saw Jay cozying up to?
Serendipity: What, these? You should know better than anyone at this table that tits don't make a woman.
Rufus: Hell, the tubby coat-wearing mother****er's got tits!
Serendipity: What traditionally defines a woman falls between two things: her legs. But as you can see-- (she stands and hikes up her skirt) --I lack definition.
Jay: (from the other side of the club) Hey! They're gettin' a free show! Lemme' see that shit!
Bethany: Oh, God, another angel like the Metatron.
Serendipity: How do you know Metatron? [to Rufus] How does she know Metatron?
Rufus: This is the last Scion.
Serendipity: You're kidding. Wow!
Bethany: I'm confused.
Rufus: Bethany, Serendipity here isn't technically an angel. Nor is she by any means a human being like I was and you are.
Serendipity: I used to be an abstract.
Bethany: Now I'm really confused.
Serendipity: I'm a muse, stupid!
Rufus: I forgot you were down here. How long now?
Serendipity: Three years this August.
Bethany: Let me guess. The fourteenth apostle, left out of the Bible because she's a woman?
Rufus: Oh, this girl's no woman.
Bethany: Oh, those weren't tits I saw Jay cozying up to?
Serendipity: What, these? You should know better than anyone at this table that tits don't make a woman.
Rufus: Hell, the tubby coat-wearing mother****er's got tits!
Serendipity: What traditionally defines a woman falls between two things: her legs. But as you can see-- (she stands and hikes up her skirt) --I lack definition.
Jay: (from the other side of the club) Hey! They're gettin' a free show! Lemme' see that shit!
Bethany: Oh, God, another angel like the Metatron.
Serendipity: How do you know Metatron? [to Rufus] How does she know Metatron?
Rufus: This is the last Scion.
Serendipity: You're kidding. Wow!
Bethany: I'm confused.
Rufus: Bethany, Serendipity here isn't technically an angel. Nor is she by any means a human being like I was and you are.
Serendipity: I used to be an abstract.
Bethany: Now I'm really confused.
Serendipity: I'm a muse, stupid!
(Rufus has recognized the girl at the strip club as the muse Serendipity.)
Rufus : I forgot you were down here. How long now?
Serendipity : Three years this August.
Bethany : Let me guess. The fourteenth apostle, left out of the Bible because she's a woman?
Rufus : Oh, this girl's no woman.
Bethany : Oh, those weren't tits I saw Jay cozying up to?
Serendipity : What, these? You should know better than anyone at this table that tits don't make a woman.
Rufus : Hell, the tubby coat-wearing mother****er's got tits!
Serendipity : What traditionally defines a woman falls between two things: her legs. But as you can see-- (she stands and hikes up her skirt) --I lack definition.
Jay : (from the other side of the club) Hey! They're gettin' a free show! Lemme' see that shit!
Bethany : Oh, God, another angel like the Metatron.
Serendipity : How do you know Metatron? [to Rufus] How does she know Metatron?
Rufus : This is the last Scion.
Serendipity : You're kidding. Wow!
Bethany : I'm confused.
Rufus : Bethany, Serendipity here isn't technically an angel. Nor is she by any means a human being like I was and you are.
Serendipity : I used to be an abstract.
Bethany : Now I'm really confused.
Serendipity : I'm a muse , stupid!
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