Dogma quotes
162 total quotesLoki
Metatron
Multiple Characters
Rufus
Serendipity
View Quote
Gear?! Like I ever drove before.
View Quote
What the **** do I know 'bout shiftin'?
View Quote
She's a slut. Ba-a-a-a-ng.
View Quote
So that would make Bethany part black? (after Rufus explains that Bethany is a direct descendant of Jesus)
View Quote
Wait, you mean Silent Bob's an instrument of God?
View Quote
Kill it! (after Rufus wakes up from his fall)
View Quote
You know, you can have sex until the third trimester? (after Bethany reveals that she is pregnant)
View Quote
Steady. You wanna be my girlfriend? (looks at Silent Bob) Ok, but Silent Bob gets to live with us and you pay the rent.
View Quote
I'm a muse, stupid!
View Quote
What traditionally defines a woman falls between two things: her legs. But as you can see, [raises skirt] I lack definition!
View Quote
It doesn't really take a muse to inspire horny ****s to empty their wallets.
View Quote
The whole book's gender-biased. A woman's responsible for original sin. A woman cuts Samson's coif of power. A woman asks for the head of John the Baptist. Read that book again sometime. Women are painted as bigger antagonists than the Egyptians and Romans combined. [commenting on the Bible]
View Quote
I have issues with anyone who treats God like a burden instead of a blessing, like some Catholics. You people don't celebrate your faith. You mourn it.
View Quote
Your hearts are in the right place, but your brains gotta wake up!
View Quote
So you were an artist. Big deal! Elvis was an artist, but that didn't stop him from joining the service in time of war. That's why he's "the King"... and you're a schmuck.