[whispering]

We've got to keep them away from the bathroom.

For the next 10 years?

Listen to me. No matter what they ask you, no matter how hard they push, deny, deny, deny; even if they figure it out, never ever admit to anything. Deny, deny, deny. Got it?

Got it. Deny, deny, deny.

[At school]

It sounds to me like, "Lie, lie, lie." I kind of wish you hadn't told me.

Don't you understand? Rodrick isn't beating me up anymore.

But how are they not going to notice that the lock's gone?

Please. They're like, 40.