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The Devil's Rejects

The Devil's Rejects quotes

44 total quotes

Captain Spaulding
Otis B. Driftwood
Sheriff John Quincy Wydell

Hoss, I want you to pray to your God. I want you to pray that he comes to save you. I want lightning to come down and crash upon my ****in' head!

I am the Devil, and I am here to do the Devil's work.

I could really go for some tooty ****in' fruity.

I'm walking the line on this one, brother. I'm walking the line.

I've been looking for you clown.

Son if you ever say another derogatory word about Elvis Aaron Presley I WILL KICK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!

Son what we are doing here today is what the good Lord would refer to as a cleansing of the wicked. And what my brother George, God rest his soul, used to call a hundred percent Alabama asskicking.

Stop? Bitch I have just started.

Stupid ****, there aint any bullets in this gun. That's just ****ing mind power.

Trust me fella, that ain't the only thing I do with this mouth.

Well come on make your move Whitey! Two hits: I hit you and your dick hits the ****in' dirt.

Well if you let me finish, I was about to call you goddamned pig ****ing, pussy piece of shit.

Why would you want to kill me, I'm your only hope. My brother(Otis) is ****in' crazy, you've seen him.

You want to see what happens to heroes boy? You want to see bad ass mother****er! I'll show ya badass!

[after Mother Firefly taunts him about killing his brother] Now you listen to me whore, and you listen good. I am gonna kill every member of your family! I'm gonna hunt them down and I'm gonna skin em' alive! They are going to feel the pain and suffering of every last victim! And when they're on their knees begging me for mercy all they're gonna get is pain, pain and death!