Otis B. Driftwood I am the Devil, and I am here to do the Devil's work.
Played by Bill Moseley 
The Devil's Rejects (2005) · 48 quotes
The Devil's Rejects (2005) · 48 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in The Devil's Rejects (2005): in 14 of its 48 quotes
Most scenes with: Baby (3)
Boy the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some **** brilliant Mark Twain shit. Cause it's definetly getting chisled on your tombstone.
More lines from Otis B. Driftwood
10 quotes Otis B. Driftwood Otis B. Driftwood Consider me ****in' Willy ****in' Wonka! This is my **** chocolate factory! You got it? My factory!
Otis B. Driftwood **** you, will you just pay attention to the business at hand here?
Otis B. Driftwood Stop? Bitch I have just started.
Otis B. Driftwood Ha, that's what they all say "**** you". Well it ain't gonna save you. It don't scare me none. And it certainly doesn't make you a ****in' hero!
Otis B. Driftwood You want to see what happens to heroes boy? You want to see bad ass mother****er! I'll show ya badass!
Otis B. Driftwood [When violating a hostage]
Give me some sugar, and make it sweet.
Otis B. Driftwood Hoss, I want you to pray to your God. I want you to pray that he comes to save you. I want lightning to come down and crash upon my ****in' head!
Otis B. Driftwood [To Captain Spaulding and Baby]
Forget it, there is no ****in' ice cream in your ****in' future. [Cut to Spaulding and Baby in the car with ice cream, Otis looks annoyed]
Otis B. Driftwood [To Charlie's top earning girl]
"Baby I set my standards pretty low, so I'm never disappointed."
Scenes with Otis B. Driftwood
3 scenes[Baby is dancing in front of Otis and the hostages]
:Baby:[Repeated] Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at the these.
Otis Hoss, are you staring at my sister thinking bad thoughts?
Roy No,
Otis Well why not, are you a ****?
Roy No,
Otis Well what then? I mean you got this hot, young piece of ass shaking your shit in front of you and you're not getting any ideas. What do you call that?
Roy I'm a married man.
Otis Oh, a married ****in' man. Hey that's just great! Why don't we all give a big round of applause for the married man!
Otis [He and Baby clap and laugh]
Okay mama, get up here.
Gloria What,
Otis Get on your feet. I want to know what's been keeping the married man in line all these years.
Adam Banjo Please, mister. This is insane.
Otis B. Driftwood Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant ****in' Mark Twain shit. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.
I bet all the girls wanna **** you.
Roy Sullivan Would you say that again?
I bet all the girls wanna **** you.
Roy Sullivan [mutual laughter]
Do you kiss your mama with that mouth?
Trust me, fella. That ain't the only thing I do with this mouth.
I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle.
Susan [mutual laughter]
What's that about clown business?
Billy Ray Snapper Yeah no problem. Shit always seems to come our way, Chief.
Yeah maybe if you keep your mouth open long enough you can catch it all.
Alright, here are those names you wanted.
Rondo [Chuckling]
These are some funny ass names.
Yeah look who's ****in' talking Rondo.
Charlie Altamont Oh...yeah! Lord have mercy!! What a mornin'!! Clevon!!
Clevon Yeah boss?
Charlie Altamont You know why I come here to get these chickens?
Clevon No boss.
Charlie Altamont 'Cuz my brother makes the best fried chicken in the world!
Clevon Is that right?
Charlie Altamont (to Darrell)
Yeah, good mornin' good mornin' good mornin' good mornin' sir! How are ya!
Darrell How're you all doin? G'morning.
Charlie Altamont Good, good, good, whatcha got for me?
Darrell We got these, uh, real cute barred rock chickens.
Charlie Altamont Yeah! I see it!
Darrell Some nice, long-legged Rhode Island Reds.
Charlie Altamont RHODE ISLAND RED!! I like that, huh! I want a Rhode Island red for me, all right? Two of 'em.
Darrell Rhode Island Red...two. (long pause, scratches his nose) Now ya'll ain't planning on ****in' these chickens are ya?
Charlie Altamont (after a long pause)
What the **** are you getting at? Do you **** chickens?
Darrell Well, I thought about ****in' some chickens before, eh? If you want to have a good time and you need some pussy, you can (motions with his hands) cut that chicken's head off, stick yo' dick in the ass of that chicken, and that damn chicken'll go crazy on your ass and go "Caaaaah".
Charlie Altamont Are you saying that I would cut off a chicken's head, put my dick in it, **** it...and go "Aah"? You accuse me of **** a chicken, mother****er?
Darrell Nah, I ain't--I ain't callin' you a chicken ****er but...that boy over there looks se--sexually frustrated, and I don't approve of chicken ****.
Clevon Did you hear what he called me, Boss? I ain't--he called me a **** chicken ****er!
Darrell I didn't say--
Charlie Altamont Go back and grab the ****in' chickens, Clevon!! (to Darrell) Here, five.
Darrell Appreciate it...thank y'all.
Clevon Chickenf--He's a chicken ****er!!!
Charlie Altamont It's all right. Put 'em back there. Next time we go someplace else.
Clevon We ain't never buying chickens from him again, boss!!
Charlie Altamont Yeah, I know.
Clevon (yelling back to Darrell)
You inbred! Inbred!!
Otis What jacket?
On the TV.
Otis Bitch **** the TV!
Hey, **** you!
Otis **** you, will you just pay attention to the business at hand here!
Marty Walker That goddamn **** Elvis Presley
What did you say about the King?
Marty Walker I said he died three days before Grouch...
[Wydell grabs Walker]
Son, if you ever say another derogatory word about Elvis Aron Presley in my presence again, I will kick the living shit out of you.
[The rejects are being captured by Wydell] [To Captain Spaulding] :Charlie Altamont: Business is business, baby.
You **** asshole!
She's right Charlie, you are an asshole. Why don't you get back on your **** horse and ride.
[dancing in front of Otis and the hostages]
Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these. [repeated 4x]
Otis Hoss, are you staring at my sister thinking bad thoughts?
Roy No,
Otis Well, why not- are you a ****?
Roy No.
Otis Well, what are ya then? I mean you got this hot, piece of ass shaking her shit right in front of you and you're not getting any ideas. What do you call that?
Roy I'm a married man.
Otis Oh, a married ****in' man. Hey, that's just great! Let's give him a big round of applause, folks for the married man! come on! [he and Baby clap and laugh]
Wow! married man!
Otis All right. wow. okay, mama, front and center, on your feet.
Roy Don't hurt her.
Otis Get on your feet. Come on. Let's go.
Adam Banjo Please, mister. This is insane.
Otis Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant ****in' Mark Twain shit, 'cause it's definitely gettin' chiseled on your tombstone. okay, come on, Mama. Take that shit off, let's see what's been holding Hoss's balls at attention all these years.
Gloria What?
Otis What? Take off your clothes, or one of these assholes is going to die. Come on, come on.
Shit, way to go, Roy! she ain't too bad. She got a tight little ass on her!
Otis And she got some child-rearing hips. Huh, yeah, hey.
Gloria Please don't hurt me. please don't hurt me.
Otis Here, ooh, Jeez. Roy, beginning to see what you mean. Whoa.
Gloria Please don't hurt me.
Otis You like this, don't ya? Say "Yes, I do. " You like that, don't ya? Say "Yes, I do. " Yes, I do. Yes, I do.
Gloria Yes, I... I do.
Otis Okay. Okay, now. Give me some sugar. Make it sweet. Don't want me to tense up my trigger finger. My finger's getting tense... I want you to say, "You're the almighty devil, and I want you to make me my filthy whore. " Come on, say it. Come on I know. I know you're feeling it. I know you're feeling it. Say it.
Gloria You're... the... almighty... devil and I want you... to make me your... **** whore.
Otis You make me sick.
Woo-hoo! I feel like we're all really getting to know each other now.
Otis All right, ladies. Me and the boys have an errand to run. We'll be back in a little while. Come on, Hoss, move it. Come on, shit stain! Gotta go! Come on! God damn it!
