Otis B. Driftwood Consider me ****in' Willy ****in' Wonka! This is my **** chocolate factory! You got it? My factory! Otis B. Driftwood **** you, will you just pay attention to the business at hand here? Otis B. Driftwood Boy the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some **** brilliant Mark Twain shit. Cause it's definetly getting chisled on your tombstone.