I bet all the girls wanna **** you.
Would you say that again?
I bet all the girls wanna **** you.
[mutual laughter]
Do you kiss your mama with that mouth?
Trust me, fella. That ain't the only thing I do with this mouth.
I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle.
[mutual laughter]
What's that about clown business?
Yeah no problem. Shit always seems to come our way, Chief.
Yeah maybe if you keep your mouth open long enough you can catch it all.
Alright, here are those names you wanted.
[Chuckling]
These are some funny ass names.
Yeah look who's ****in' talking Rondo.
Oh...yeah! Lord have mercy!! What a mornin'!! Clevon!!
Yeah boss?
You know why I come here to get these chickens?
No boss.
'Cuz my brother makes the best fried chicken in the world!
Is that right?
(to Darrell)
Yeah, good mornin' good mornin' good mornin' good mornin' sir! How are ya!
How're you all doin? G'morning.
Good, good, good, whatcha got for me?
We got these, uh, real cute barred rock chickens.
Yeah! I see it!
Some nice, long-legged Rhode Island Reds.
RHODE ISLAND RED!! I like that, huh! I want a Rhode Island red for me, all right? Two of 'em.
Rhode Island Red...two. (long pause, scratches his nose) Now ya'll ain't planning on ****in' these chickens are ya?
(after a long pause)
What the **** are you getting at? Do you **** chickens?
Well, I thought about ****in' some chickens before, eh? If you want to have a good time and you need some pussy, you can (motions with his hands) cut that chicken's head off, stick yo' dick in the ass of that chicken, and that damn chicken'll go crazy on your ass and go "Caaaaah".
Are you saying that I would cut off a chicken's head, put my dick in it, **** it...and go "Aah"? You accuse me of **** a chicken, mother****er?
Nah, I ain't--I ain't callin' you a chicken ****er but...that boy over there looks se--sexually frustrated, and I don't approve of chicken ****.
Did you hear what he called me, Boss? I ain't--he called me a **** chicken ****er!
I didn't say--
Go back and grab the ****in' chickens, Clevon!! (to Darrell) Here, five.
Appreciate it...thank y'all.
Chickenf--He's a chicken ****er!!!
It's all right. Put 'em back there. Next time we go someplace else.
We ain't never buying chickens from him again, boss!!
Yeah, I know.
(yelling back to Darrell)
You inbred! Inbred!!
What jacket?
On the TV.
Bitch **** the TV!
Hey, **** you!
**** you, will you just pay attention to the business at hand here!
That goddamn **** Elvis Presley
What did you say about the King?
I said he died three days before Grouch...
[Wydell grabs Walker]
Son, if you ever say another derogatory word about Elvis Aron Presley in my presence again, I will kick the living shit out of you.
[The rejects are being captured by Wydell] [To Captain Spaulding] :Charlie Altamont: Business is business, baby.
You **** asshole!
She's right Charlie, you are an asshole. Why don't you get back on your **** horse and ride.
