Danny Trejo movie quotes

View Quote Padre: [from trailer]
[inside the church]
Padre: It's not safe for you to be here.
Machete: I'm not looking for "safe".
Padre: No, I mean it's not safe for me for you to be here!

View Quote Sartana: I thought Machete don't text.
Machete: Machete improvise.

View Quote Padre: [offers Machete a cigar] Cuban?
Machete: Mexican.

View Quote Hey what about these?

View Quote That's my baby!

View Quote Whoops!

View Quote If you're gonna hire Machete to kill the bad guy, you better make damn sure the bad guy isn't YOU!

View Quote He knows the score. He gets the women. And he kills the bad guys.

View Quote They just **** with the wrong Mexican.

View Quote Hey Mikey, how you doin'? Look, you can't let those walls get you down. Believe me, I know. I spent a little time behind walls. I know they can drive you crazy. You gotta look beyond the walls, you know? Learn to live inside your head.

View Quote Noel Kluggs: [to Michael Myers - claps hands] Hey, let's go, ****nut! It's time to go! [touches one of Michael's masks]
Ismael Cruz: Hey, hey, hey, don't touch that.
Noel Kluggs: What?
Ismael Cruz: He doesn't like it when you touch his masks.
Noel Kluggs: God damn! I wouldn't wanna bum the freak out!
Ismael Cruz: [puts handcuffs on Michael] Sorry about the chains, Mikey.
Noel Kluggs: What do you mean "sorry 'bout these chains"? You got feelings for this big idiot? Is that it? What the ****, Ismael? What the ****, man?
Ismael Cruz: Hey, I've been helpin' this kid for nearly 20 years. Him and I... you know what, it's none of your business anyway, ok?
Noel Kluggs: [Michael looks at Noel] Don't look at me. I'll be a shitstorm in your worst nightmare, mother****er.

View Quote Ismael Cruz: [Ismael discovers several dead guards and finds Michael standing behind him] Whoa.. Mikey! What're you doing out of your room? Ok... now, don't do nothin' we're both gonna regret later, ok, Mikey...? I'm gonna have to get you back into your room, okay now? [Ismael retrieves a pair of handcuffs from a fallen guard] Let me get these. I'm just gonna... get these handcuffs and... I'm gonna try and put these handcuffs on you right now, Mikey... and then we'll get you back into your own bed, okay? [Michael slowly raises his hands as if ready to be handcuffed, Ismael then cautiously and nervously approaches Michael, but is violently attacked and thrown over a table] Mikey! I was good to you, Mikey...! [Michael submerges Ismael's head into a sink of water and lifts him up] I was good to you, Mikey!