[Principle Chambers shows Deborah multiple pictures of dead animals Michael took]
Are you saying Michael did this? But Michael loves animals!
Dr. Samuel Loomis
Malcolm McDowell · 14 quotes
Young Michael Myers
Tyler Mane · 7 quotes
Deborah Myers
Sheri Moon Zombie · 3 quotes
Ismael Cruz
Danny Trejo · 3 quotes
Laurie Strode
Scout Taylor-Compton · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Dr. Samuel Loomis & Young Michael Myers (4)
Halloween quotes
Page 1 of 2[Ismael discovers several dead guards and finds Michael standing behind him]
Whoa.. Mikey! What're you doing out of your room? Ok... now, don't do nothin' we're both gonna regret later, ok, Mikey...? I'm gonna have to get you back into your room, okay now? [Ismael retrieves a pair of handcuffs from a fallen guard] Let me get these. I'm just gonna... get these handcuffs and... I'm gonna try and put these handcuffs on you right now, Mikey... and then we'll get you back into your own bed, okay? [Michael slowly raises his hands as if ready to be handcuffed, Ismael then cautiously and nervously approaches Michael, but is violently attacked and thrown over a table] Mikey! I was good to you, Mikey...! [Michael submerges Ismael's head into a sink of water and lifts him up] I was good to you, Mikey!
Lynda Van Der Klok [referring to her boyfriend's lovemaking skill]
And you're not a zero, you're more like a negative five.
Lynda Van Der Klok See anything you like?
Tommy Doyle
[to Laurie Strode]
That isn't appropriate babysitter behavior!
Jesus Christ, Ronnie, you know I have to work tonight. Someone around here has got to make some money.
Ronnie White I'm all broken up here bitch, I can't work!
Yeah, and who's fault is that?
Ronnie White **** you.
Oh, my God, You're so pathetic.
Ronnie White You know that new waitress over at the Bingo Lounge? She's been giving me the freaky eye.
Oh, the whore the big tits hanging down her knees?
Ronnie White Maybe I will choke the chicken and purge my snork all over those flappy ass tits.
Good! Well, have a good **** time!
Ronnie White I will.
I hope she likes cripples!
Ronnie White Bitch, I will crawl over there, and I will skull **** the shit outta you!
Ronnie White [mocks Angel.]
Waah! Waah! Waah! That's all that ****er does is cry. Waah! Waah! Waah! Cry and shit. Cry and shit. Waah!
Just like you. That's all you do is cry and shit.
Ronnie White **** you, sit on my pole right now bitch.
**** off!
Judith!
Judith Myers
(coming downstairs)
What?
Would you do me a favor? Please take your brother trick-or-treating.
Judith Myers
Why don't you do it? I'm not his mommy.
Judith, cut the shit! You know I have to go back to work.
Judith Myers
What is that sub-human slob over there on the couch doing?
You know if I could get the lazy drunk off of his fat ass (Ronnie, with a cast on his left arm with writing saying "Suck it!", giving Deborah the middle finger), I would.
Ronnie White Bitch! If you don't think I ain't making a mental list of all your **** bullshit!
Hi, I'm Michael Myers--
Okay, okay, that's fine. That's good, that's good. Okay, we're on. How are you feeling today?
Good... can I ask you something?
You can ask me whatever you want. That's why I'm here. If you have anything on your mind, feel free - anything.
Okay... why do you talk so funny?
Why is your hair getting so messy?
'Cause no one sees me.
What are you talking about? I see you every day, your mum - she comes every week.
Anybody else?
...No.
As a matter of fact... I do believe it was.
Noel Kluggs [to Michael Myers - claps hands]
Hey, let's go, ****nut! It's time to go! [touches one of Michael's masks]
Hey, hey, hey, don't touch that.
Noel Kluggs What?
He doesn't like it when you touch his masks.
Noel Kluggs God damn! I wouldn't wanna bum the freak out!
Noel Kluggs What do you mean "sorry 'bout these chains"? You got feelings for this big idiot? Is that it? What the ****, Ismael? What the ****, man?
Hey, I've been helpin' this kid for nearly 20 years. Him and I... you know what, it's none of your business anyway, ok?
Noel Kluggs [Michael looks at Noel]
Don't look at me. I'll be a shitstorm in your worst nightmare, mother****er.
Sheriff Leigh Brackett
Doc, you're talkin' like he was some kind of Antichrist.
Well, maybe I am.
Tommy Doyle
Yeah, get your jacket, girl!
Lindsey Wallace
[scoffs]
I am Queen Sheeba! Bow down and worship me.
Wesley Rhoades What a f*cking pussy, dude. I told you he wouldn't fight. He's all f*cking talk. I was like-- We were fighting, right? You were there. He was like, "I'm not gonna fight you." I was like-- Yes!
Wesley Rhoades' friend: I know where he lives. You want to egg his house?
Wesley Rhoades We can totally do that.
Wesley Rhoades' friend: Yeah.
Wesley Rhoades Oh. Hey, shit-pants. What's going on? You know, um... I heard your sister got caught selling blow jobs in the bathroom. I heard they had to pump the **** out of her stomach.
Wesley Rhoades' friend: [Sucking sound]
Wesley Rhoades Hey, Mikey, how's your mom doing? You know, my old man said that for a buck she'd rub her tits on his face.
Shut up.
Wesley Rhoades' friend: What the **** did you say, ****?
Wesley Rhoades Mikey's upset. Look how tough he is. Hey, ball-licker, check this out. I was thinking of making copies of Mommy for the whole school.
**** you.
Wesley Rhoades Hey! Tough guy! Think she'd suck my dick for a quarter and let me suck her tits?
Shut up! Shut up!
Wesley Rhoades Don't **** yell in my face, you bitch!
Wesley Rhoades' friend: **** off!
Principal Chambers What the hell is going on here? Break it up! I said break it up! You over there, you over there, you there.
Wesley Rhoades' friend: He started it.
Principal Chambers Shut up!
****... you...
Principal Chambers What did you say?
I said, ****... you!
Principal Chambers **** ME? [grabs Michael by the back of the shirt and escorts him to the principal's office] Come here.
My bag!
Principal Chambers Grab it!