Doctor Block I'm gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge.
Stuntman Mike
Kurt Russell · 11 quotes
Pam
Rose McGowan · 5 quotes
Don't
Lucy Punch · 4 quotes
Machete
Danny Trejo · 3 quotes
Planet Terror
3 quotes
Thanksgiving
3 quotes
Hobo with a Shotgun
2 quotes
Werewolf Women of the SS
2 quotes
Most scenes together: Stuntman Mike & Pam (5)
Grindhouse quotes
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Quentin Tarantino/Rapist
I ain't never seen a one-legged stripper. I've seen a stripper with one breast. I've seen one with twelve toes. But I ain't never seen one with one leg...and I've been to Morocco.
Doctor Block Self preservation comes to mind.
Fu Manchu THIS... is my Mecca! [bursts into sinister laughter]
J.T. Hey, hey. You want some barbeque? Best in Texas.
Cherry
Oh, no thanks.
J.T. What's the matter? You don't eat meat?
Cherry
Oh, I eat meat. I also eat lots of shit.
Cherry
[grins]
See that?
J.T. What's that?
Cherry
Shit-eating grin.
J.T. [laughs]
You ought to be a comedian.
J.T. [after being uncocious on the floor tastes the BBQ sauce in his shirt]
I finally found my award-winning barbecue sauce!
Sheriff Hague Your blood's on it.
J.T. [after tasting the blood on his head]
God damn it, he's right.
Jungle Julia [to Butterfly]
What about kinda cute, kinda hot, kind of sexy, hysterically funny but not funny looking guy who you could **** did you not understand?
Kim Oh you know I can't let you go...
Abernathy [Abernathy and Zoe see that they're heading straight for a drop-off]
Kim?
Kim Not without tappin' that ass...
Zoe
Umm Kim?
Kim One... More... Time!
Lee You carry a gun?
Kim Uh-Huh.
Lee Do you have a license to carry it?
Kim Yeah, when I became a secret service agent, they gave me a license.
Lee Oh, I didn't know you were. Ok. I didn't say it. Stop looking at me. I didn't say it. God! Did you know Kim carried a gun?
Abernathy Yes. Yeah. Do I approve? No. Do I know? Yes.
Kim I don't know what futuristic utopia you live in, but in the world I live in, a bitch needs a gun.
Abernathy You can't get around the fact that people who carry guns, tend to get shot more than people who don't.
Kim And you can't get around the fact that if I go down to the laundry room in my building at midnight enough times, I might get my ass raped!
Lee Don't do your laundry at midnight.
Kim **** that! I wanna do my laundry whenever the **** I want to do my laundry.
Abernathy There are other things you can carry other then a gun. Pepper spray.
Kim Uh, mutha****a tryin to rape me, I don't want to give him a skin rash. I wanna shut that **** down!
Abernathy How about a knife at least.
Kim Yeah, you know what happens to mutha****as who carry knives. They get shot! Look, if I ever become a famous actress, I won't carry a gun. I'll hire me a dude dirt **** and he'll carry the gun, and when shit goes down, I'll sit back and laugh, but until that day, it's wild west mutha****a!
How did you get into the stuntman industry?
I'd assume the way everyone else gets into it.
How is that?
My brother got me into it.
And who's your brother?
Stuntman Bob.
So what's your name, Icy?
Stuntman Mike.
Stuntman Mike's your name?
You ask anybody.
Hey, Warren. Who is this guy?
Warren Stuntman Mike.
And who the hell is Stuntman Mike?
Warren He's a stuntman.
[to Julia and Abernathy]
Listen, double ****s, he's just giving me a ride. I'm not gonna **** him!
I can hear you.
I can still hear you!
Quentin Tarantino/Rapist
You know what this is?
Cherry
A gun?
Quentin Tarantino/Rapist
It's simplicity itself. You see you point it at what you want to die, then you pull the little trigger here, and a little bullet comes out here and the bullet hits you right there. [pokes her forehead] And you know what? You don't look like Ava Gardner no more.
Shanna Where the hell is Lana Frank?!
Julia
That's a good **** question!
Alright Pam, which way are you heading?
Right.
That's too bad...
Why?
Well there was a fifty-fifty chance on which direction you'd take. You see we're both going left, you could've just as easily been going the same and if that happened it might have been awhile before you started to get scared. But seein' as you're going right, I'm afraid you're gonna have to get scared...immediately.