You carry a gun?

Uh-Huh.

Do you have a license to carry it?

Yeah, when I became a secret service agent, they gave me a license.

Oh, I didn't know you were. Ok. I didn't say it. Stop looking at me. I didn't say it. God! Did you know Kim carried a gun?

Yes. Yeah. Do I approve? No. Do I know? Yes.

I don't know what futuristic utopia you live in, but in the world I live in, a bitch needs a gun.

You can't get around the fact that people who carry guns, tend to get shot more than people who don't.

And you can't get around the fact that if I go down to the laundry room in my building at midnight enough times, I might get my ass raped!

Don't do your laundry at midnight.

**** that! I wanna do my laundry whenever the **** I want to do my laundry.

There are other things you can carry other then a gun. Pepper spray.

Uh, mutha****a tryin to rape me, I don't want to give him a skin rash. I wanna shut that **** down!

How about a knife at least.

Yeah, you know what happens to mutha****as who carry knives. They get shot! Look, if I ever become a famous actress, I won't carry a gun. I'll hire me a dude dirt **** and he'll carry the gun, and when shit goes down, I'll sit back and laugh, but until that day, it's wild west mutha****a!