Do I frighten you? [Arlene nods] Is it my scar?
Arlene
It's your car.
Stuntman Mike
Kurt Russell · 11 quotes
Pam
Rose McGowan · 5 quotes
Don't
Lucy Punch · 4 quotes
Machete
Danny Trejo · 3 quotes
Planet Terror
3 quotes
Thanksgiving
3 quotes
Hobo with a Shotgun
2 quotes
Werewolf Women of the SS
2 quotes
Most scenes together: Stuntman Mike & Pam (5)
Grindhouse quotes
Page 2 of 3[Stuntman Mike was thrashing Pam around in the car while driving dangerously]
Hey, I, I get it. It's just a joke. I know all about jokes but if you can just let me out now, I promise I won't tell anybody because I know it's a joke. Please just-
Hey Pam, remember how I said this car is death proof? Well that wasn't a lie, this car is a hundred percent death proof. But in order to get the full benefit of it honey, you really need to be sitting in my seat. [slams on the brakes and sends Pam face first into the dashboard, killing her]
And Nicolas Cage...as...Fu Manchu!
Get ready to fly, bitch!
He knows the score. He gets the women. And he kills the bad guys.
He's cashing in his nickels and dimes for a new way of life.
Hey! Ladies! That was fun. [laughs] Well... Adios!
HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN! He's pissed! And he wants answers!
If you are thinking of seeing this film alone, DON'T! [in a monotonous voice] Don't.
If you're gonna hire Machete to kill the bad guy, you better make damn sure the bad guy isn't YOU!
If you... were thinking... of checking out... the basement... DON'T!
If you... were thinking... of going... into... this house... DON'T!
If you... were thinking... of opening... that door... DON'T!
The woods are lovely, dark and deep, and I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep. Do you hear me, Butterfly? Miles to go before you sleep.
They just **** with the wrong Mexican.