Sheriff John Quincy Wydell As God is my witness, I have only just begun.
Played by William Forsythe 
The Devil's Rejects (2005) · 48 quotes
The Devil's Rejects (2005) · 48 quotes
Most-quoted character in The Devil's Rejects (2005): in 16 of its 48 quotes
Most scenes with: Captain Spaulding (2)
Dying's not an option, now you stick that back in that gray matter of yours and you make that stick. Cause any other thought's gonna get you cold slab toe tagged, mailed home to your mama in a plastic bag, are we crystal.
More lines from Sheriff John Quincy Wydell
11 quotes Sheriff John Quincy Wydell Sheriff John Quincy Wydell Son what we are doing here today is what the good Lord would refer to as a cleansing of the wicked. And what my brother George, God rest his soul, used to call a hundred percent Alabama asskicking.
Sheriff John Quincy Wydell [after Mother Firefly taunts him about killing his brother]
Now you listen to me whore, and you listen good. I am gonna kill every member of your family! I'm gonna hunt them down and I'm gonna skin em' alive! They are going to feel the pain and suffering of every last victim! And when they're on their knees begging me for mercy all they're gonna get is pain, pain and death!
Sheriff John Quincy Wydell Son if you ever say another derogatory word about Elvis Aaron Presley I WILL KICK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!
Sheriff John Quincy Wydell I'm walking the line on this one, brother. I'm walking the line.
Sheriff John Quincy Wydell Gentlemen, let's do what God made us to do!
Sheriff John Quincy Wydell [As he nails Otis' hands into the arms of a chair]
Are you feeling it brother?!
Sheriff John Quincy Wydell [Talking to himself in mirror]
You know I got to tell you, that's some catchphrase you got there, Devil's Rejects. What? You got something to say to me clown, huh. I bet you scare lots of folks, don't ya? Yeah, regular ****in' killer. You want a piece of this mother****er? You want a piece of this? Huh, what you got! What you got! Lord I am your arm of justice. Lord I am your arm of justice. Lord I am your arm of justice. Your righteous sword of vengeance. Let my blows be true. From the illusion lead me to truth. From darkness lead me to light. From death lead me to eternal life.
Sheriff John Quincy Wydell Hey, you just be careful, or maybe you get stepped on like a roach.
Sheriff John Quincy Wydell I've been looking for you clown.
Sheriff John Quincy Wydell From delusion lead me to truth. From darkness lead me to light. From death lead me to eternal life.
Scenes with Sheriff John Quincy Wydell
4 scenes
I bet all the girls wanna **** you.
Roy Sullivan Would you say that again?
I bet all the girls wanna **** you.
Roy Sullivan [mutual laughter]
Do you kiss your mama with that mouth?
Trust me, fella. That ain't the only thing I do with this mouth.
I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle.
Susan [mutual laughter]
What's that about clown business?
Billy Ray Snapper Yeah no problem. Shit always seems to come our way, Chief.
Sheriff John Wydell Yeah maybe if you keep your mouth open long enough you can catch it all.
Sheriff John Wydell Alright, here are those names you wanted.
Rondo [Chuckling]
These are some funny ass names.
Sheriff John Wydell Yeah look who's ****in' talking Rondo.
Charlie Altamont Oh...yeah! Lord have mercy!! What a mornin'!! Clevon!!
Clevon Yeah boss?
Charlie Altamont You know why I come here to get these chickens?
Clevon No boss.
Charlie Altamont 'Cuz my brother makes the best fried chicken in the world!
Clevon Is that right?
Charlie Altamont (to Darrell)
Yeah, good mornin' good mornin' good mornin' good mornin' sir! How are ya!
Darrell How're you all doin? G'morning.
Charlie Altamont Good, good, good, whatcha got for me?
Darrell We got these, uh, real cute barred rock chickens.
Charlie Altamont Yeah! I see it!
Darrell Some nice, long-legged Rhode Island Reds.
Charlie Altamont RHODE ISLAND RED!! I like that, huh! I want a Rhode Island red for me, all right? Two of 'em.
Darrell Rhode Island Red...two. (long pause, scratches his nose) Now ya'll ain't planning on ****in' these chickens are ya?
Charlie Altamont (after a long pause)
What the **** are you getting at? Do you **** chickens?
Darrell Well, I thought about ****in' some chickens before, eh? If you want to have a good time and you need some pussy, you can (motions with his hands) cut that chicken's head off, stick yo' dick in the ass of that chicken, and that damn chicken'll go crazy on your ass and go "Caaaaah".
Charlie Altamont Are you saying that I would cut off a chicken's head, put my dick in it, **** it...and go "Aah"? You accuse me of **** a chicken, mother****er?
Darrell Nah, I ain't--I ain't callin' you a chicken ****er but...that boy over there looks se--sexually frustrated, and I don't approve of chicken ****.
Clevon Did you hear what he called me, Boss? I ain't--he called me a **** chicken ****er!
Darrell I didn't say--
Charlie Altamont Go back and grab the ****in' chickens, Clevon!! (to Darrell) Here, five.
Darrell Appreciate it...thank y'all.
Clevon Chickenf--He's a chicken ****er!!!
Charlie Altamont It's all right. Put 'em back there. Next time we go someplace else.
Clevon We ain't never buying chickens from him again, boss!!
Charlie Altamont Yeah, I know.
Clevon (yelling back to Darrell)
You inbred! Inbred!!
What jacket?
On the TV.
Bitch **** the TV!
Hey, **** you!
**** you, will you just pay attention to the business at hand here!
Marty Walker That goddamn **** Elvis Presley
Sheriff John Wydell What did you say about the King?
Marty Walker I said he died three days before Grouch...
Sheriff John Wydell [Wydell grabs Walker]
Son, if you ever say another derogatory word about Elvis Aron Presley in my presence again, I will kick the living shit out of you.
[The rejects are being captured by Wydell] [To Captain Spaulding] :Charlie Altamont: Business is business, baby.
You **** asshole!
Sheriff John Wydell She's right Charlie, you are an asshole. Why don't you get back on your **** horse and ride.
Sheriff John Wydell What's going on, shitheads?
Rondo Sheriff....
Sheriff John Wydell (hands Rondo a piece of paper)
Here's a list of names I need you to run down for me.
Rondo [Looks at the paper, and starts chuckling]
That's some funny-ass names! Haha!
Sheriff John Wydell Yeah, look who's ****in' talkin' "Rondo". Just let me know if anything connects.
Billy Ray Snapper I'm sure it will. Shit always floats our way, don't it...."Chief"?
Sheriff John Wydell Well, if you keep your mouth open wide enough maybe you'll catch it all....don't **** this up assholes.
Rondo Have fun scraping all them brains up off the road! Haha.
Marty Walker That goddamn **** Elvis Presley.
Sheriff John Wydell What'd you say about the King?!
Marty Walker I said he died three days before Grouch...
Sheriff John Wydell Son, if you ever say another derogatory word about Elvis Aron Presley in my presence again, I will kick the living shit out of you! you get this Hollywood-loving pussy out of my face.
Marty Walker Elvis is in Hollywood!
Sheriff John Wydell Get the hell outta here!
Marty Walker His first film...
Sheriff John Wydell Get out!
Marty Walker "Love Me Tender," was based on an Irish folk song!
Sheriff John Wydell F*ck Groucho!
Ruth
Poopy! What do you need a gun for? Where are we going?
You ain't going nowhere, bitch.
Ruth
Oh, Poopy! Where are you going?
Get out of my **** way!
Ruth
Poopy, no!
Sheriff John Wydell If you're out there listening to this, I got a message for ya. I'm coming to get ya. You can't run forever. You're gonna have to stop somewhere, sometime, and when you do I'm gonna be there to put the wrath of the Lord up your ass.
Ruth
Poopy, don't go!
God damn it, stop calling me Poopy! Leave me alone, woman!
Ruth
I want my Poopy!
Leave me alone!
Ruth
Poopy, no!