Eve : Why didn't you call me? Chev Chelios : Like **** I didn't. Didn't you get my message? [ Scene of answering machine playing distorted blowing wind as Chev was free falling from helicopter ] Eve : No! Where have you been for the last three months? I thought you were dead. Chev Chelios : I fell a mile out of a helicopter. It's a long story. Eve : No way! You know what? That's totally possible. I saw this video on YouTube where this guy's parachute doesn't open and he falls like fourteen thousand feet and he lives. Chev Chelios : Yes baby, I know it's possible because I ****in' did it! Eve : [Refusing Pepper's lesbian advances ] Quit it. Chev Chelios : Since when were you on the Internet? Eve : You know, a lot of things have changed since you died. Chev Chelios : I didn't ****in' die. Eve : Well, that's besides the point, isn't it? [ To Pepper ] Get off! Pepper : Ooh! Eve : Where are we going, Chev? Chev Chelios : I don't know. I need to find that slant from the club, the one with the red cooler. Pepper : Are you talking about Johnny Vang? Chev Chelios : Do you know Johnny Vang? Pepper : I know his ass. He's got that box with him all the time. Chev Chelios: That box. I need it. Pepper : I can bet on my grandma's coochie he's at the horse track. Eve : Dude, you gonna put Johnny Vang on ice? Pepper : Maybe. Eve : That's so ****in' sexy. Pepper : ****in' dead. Eve : [ To Pepper ] Didn't they cuff you? Pepper : Damn it. Do me. I'll do you. Eve : Bitch.

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