[Dante and Randal have just returned from a wake]

I can't ****in' believe you!

I'm tellin' you, it wasn't my fault!

You knocked the casket over!

It was an accident!

(sarcastically)

Like somebody knocks a casket over on purpose!

It wasn't a big deal!

Her ****in' body fell out!

Just put it back in; it's not like it matters if she breaks something!

Just go! Just go open the video store!

Yeah, open the video store!

Shut the **** up, junkie!

[Jay comes and farts on Randal and then hides behind Dante.]

Please, just go open the video store!

Yeah, you ****-smokin' clerk!

[to Jay]

And what did I tell you about dealin' in front of the store?!

I'm not dealin' in front of the store!

[A guy walks up to Jay]

You dealin'?

Yeah, man, what you want?
[Dante, resigned, walks angrily into the Quick Stop.]