A scene from Clerks 1994
Dante

[After Dante finds out about Veronica and Snowball]

...You sucked that guy's d*ck?!

Veronica

.Well, yeah. How do you think I knew--?

Dante

But you said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him!

Veronica

Because I never had sex with him.

Dante

You sucked his d*ck!

Veronica

We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around.

Dante

Oh my God, why did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?

Veronica

Because I did only have sex with three different guys; that doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.

Dante

Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!

Veronica

I'm sorry, Dante, I thought you understood!

Dante

I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!

Veronica

Please calm down.

Dante

How many?

Veronica

Dante--

Dante

How many d*cks have you sucked?!

Veronica

Let it go!

Dante

How many?!

Veronica

All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you ****!

Dante

This is different, this is important! How many?!

Dante

[long pause as customer buys something]

...Well?!

Veronica

Something like 36.

Dante

What?! Something like 36?!

Veronica

Lower your voice.

Dante

Wait a minute, what is that anyway, something like 36?! Does that include me?!

Veronica

Ummm, 37.

Dante

I'm 37?!

Veronica

I'm going to class.

Dante

[Customer comes up to counter]

Oh, my God. [To Customer] 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 d*cks!

Customer

In a row?

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