Veronica [Dante is painting Veronica's fingernails beneath the counter]
You think anybody can see us down here?
Why? Do you wanna have sex or something?
Veronica (sarcastically enthusiastic)
Can we?
Played by Marilyn Ghigliotti 
Clerks (1994) · 59 quotes
Clerks (1994) · 59 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Clerks (1994): in 4 of its 59 quotes
Most scenes with: Dante Hicks (4)
Scenes with Veronica
4 scenes Veronica Veronica Veronica .Well, yeah. How do you think I knew--?
But you said you only had sex with three different guys; you never mentioned him!
Veronica Because I never had sex with him.
You sucked his d*ck!
Veronica We went out a few times. We never had sex but we fooled around.
Oh my God, why did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys?
Veronica Because I did only have sex with three different guys; that doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.
Oh my God, I feel so nauseous!
Veronica I'm sorry, Dante, I thought you understood!
I did understand! I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!
Veronica Please calm down.
How many?
Veronica Dante--
How many d*cks have you sucked?!
Veronica Let it go!
How many?!
Veronica All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you ****!
This is different, this is important! How many?!
Veronica Something like 36.
What?! Something like 36?!
Veronica Lower your voice.
Wait a minute, what is that anyway, something like 36?! Does that include me?!
Veronica Ummm, 37.
I'm 37?!
Veronica I'm going to class.
In a row?
Veronica I stopped by home and brought you some lunch.
What is it?
Veronica Peanut butter and jelly with the crust cut off. What do you think it is? It's lasagna.
Really? Ah, you're the queen!
Veronica I'm glad you've calmed down a bit. Hi, Randall.
37?
Shut up. Yes, I've calmed down. I'm not happy but I'll be able to deal.
Slurp, slurp, slurp
Why don't you go back to the video store?
Veronica You men make me feel sick. You'll sleep with anything that says yes.
Animal, mineral or vegetable.
Veronica Vegetable, meaning paraplegic.
They put up the least amount of struggle.
