“I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages, working on...”

Dante

I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages, working on my day off. The goddamn steel shutters are closed. I deal with every backward-assed **** on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after **** a dead guy, and my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks.

Randal

37.

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