Ladies and gentlemen of the press, I bring you the founder of Mammoth Pictures, Mr. L.B. Mammoth! Boom chachalaca boom chachalaca boom!
R Reporter
Gee whiz, Mr. Mammoth, what's the secret of your success?
L.B. Mammoth Simple! It's Dimple!
Dainty Delightful Darla Dimple!
L.B. Mammoth Ah, the recipe for a Darla Dimple movie. Begin with one part adorable character in jeopardy.
[Inside the sound-stage, Darla has tied up Pudge]
Sorry, penguin, but in everyone's life, a little rain must fall. Max, man the valves!
L.B. Mammoth [Max opens the water valve]
Add two parts perky determination...
More water, Max. More water!
L.B. Mammoth [Max opens the water valve even more, causing the shower heads to burst open]
Sprinkle in an air of innocence...
Wind, Max! We must have WIND!
L.B. Mammoth [Max rips off the fan guard, grips one of the blades, and pushes it down, creating wind]
Stir in...
L.B. Mammoth [Max rips off the water valve, sending gallons of water gushing out into the flood]
Add a pinch of...
L.B. Mammoth [Max grips a steam pipe, which starts bulging at the bottom. Two gauges and a bulb burn out, harming Pudge. The steam pipe eventually bursts, letting off steam]
And an itsy-bitsy dash of...
L.B. Mammoth [Darla cackling evilly, Max slams the two lightning generators to create lightning]
Mix them all together, and what do you get?
[He presses the open door button and the stage doors open, revealing a flooded stage which then spills out into the lot with they screaming in terror. Flanigan leaps into his boss' arms] [panicking]
Mommy!
[The two friends scream their heads off, followed by the reporters, who scream and run for their lives. Then, the massive flood spills into the open lot, engulfing L.B. Mammoth and Flanigan. Back on the ark, Danny is at the steering wheel as he tries to steer the ark, while Woolie clings onto the crow's nest for dear life. The animal actors scream in terror as the ark does a corkscrew] [panicking]
Throw the anchor! Somebody, throw the anchor!
[Tillie tosses the anchor that catches Flanigan and L.B. Mammoth]
It's L.B.! [singing] We're on! Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag / And smile, smile, smile [bashing T.W. and Frances together]
[imitating Danny]
"Your life isn't back there at the office". He says! "Dance with me". He says. [nags at him] You know what your problem is?! You're pushy, self centered, pig-headed... No offense, Herb.
C Crewman
[The flood approaches a Samson and Delilah movie set]
Action. We're pushing, we're pushing... We're running, we're running!
[Danny and Sawyer are covered in their Egyptian garb]
And, your driving stinks!
Well, maybe you could do better. Go ahead, you take it.
If you think you know so much... Sawyer!
Well it doesn't get any worse than this. I was wrong. It's worse.
[gasps]
Oh my. This is an awkward moment. I don't think we met. I'm Tillie. Mr. Mammoth, Cranston, Cranston, Mr. Mammoth, Flanigan, Cranston... AAAAAAH!!!
A Announcer
What appears to be a tidal wave, folks, is actually just a special effect.
This has gone far enough! Give me that!
You didn't want it before! Give it!
Excuse me I don't mean to interrupt or anything, but we're about to...
DC Danny Cat and Sawyer Cat
[in unison]
Will you just stay out of this?!
R Receptionists
Good day, Mr. Mammoth.
L.B. Mammoth You animals will never...
nibble kibble in this town again!
[Musical montage, Danny typing in the office] [to a mailman]
Will you get off my property?!
A Announcer
[Montage to musical, workers building the destruction, Darla cleaning his face, Darla Dimple his balloon and stage for the decorations in a movie theater]
All of Hollywood is represented here tonight for the premiere of Lil Ark Angel. How about a big hand for Joan Crawford, Cary Grant, W. C. Fields, Clark Gable, and L.B. Mammoth!
L.B. Mammoth Carry on!
A Announcer
Ladies and gentlemen, how about a big hand for Darla Dimple! America's Sweetheart Lover of Children and Animals, and the star of tonight's gala Hollywood premiere, Lil Ark Angel. Darla Dimple's handprints are enshrined. In the forecourt of the Chinese Theater. Ladies and gentlemen, we're all gonna Gather inside the theater to see the world premiere of Lil Ark Angel starring Darla Dimple!
[Last lines]
Put her there! [electrocutes T.W.]
Well, now, let's see. [She takes Danny's list] Go to Premiere. Check. Land a big part, check. Get the girl? Check.
[The two hold hands and were about to kiss, as a delighted Flanigan cuts in between them, kissing his cheeks instead]
Sweethearts! Celebrities! Darlings!
L.B. Mammoth [L.B. pushes Flanigan aside]
Get a picture, boys! These kids will be making history!
C Chorus
[the movie posters are shown]
Can you feel the power now? / The day is ours / For you and I, there comes a time / To hold our heads high / We make a little history / Each time we dare to dream / Tell everyone, turn the spotlight on / Now our time has come...| Our time has come, we're gonna / Walk in the sun, oh / I packed my hopes, we're ready to roll / We're on our way / We make a little history / Each time we dare to dream / Tell everyone, turn the spotlight on / Now our time has come...| Our time has come / Our time...| [song fades]
[Darla is seen working as a janitor putting up a "The End" poster on a wall. The poster falls down and wraps around her, and the end credits roll]
