Max
How does the kitty cat go?
Voiced by Mark Dindal 
Cats Don't Dance (1997) · 68 quotes
Cats Don't Dance (1997) · 68 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Cats Don't Dance (1997): in 9 of its 68 quotes
Most scenes with: Danny Cat (4), Darla Dimple (4)
Will that be all, Miss Dimple?
More lines from Max
3 quotes
Max
Get hot, Miss Dimple.
Max
[last words as he flies into the distance onto the giant Darla Dimple balloon through Paris, France]
OUI, MISS DIMPLE!!!
Scenes with Max
5 scenes
Max
How does the kitty cat go?
Max
VERY GOOD! [He smashes Danny into the ground.] Will that be all, Miss Dimple?
For the moment. Thank you, Max!
[Max has Danny cornered, but falls on top of the Darla balloon.] [holding the rope]
How does the kitty cat go?
Max
[smiles nervously]
Meow?
Very good. [let goes of the rope, popping the Darla balloon, sending Max flying]
Max
MISS DIMPLE!!!
Max
[Max is still flying on the Darla Dimple balloon, and passes the Eiffel Tower.]
OUI, MISS DIMPLE?!
Thanks for coming over, Donald.
Uh, Danny.
Oh, yeah. Danny. Animal cracker?
Uh...
No? More for me! I wanted to apologize for what Max did the other day. He's so bad sometimes.
Max
Ow...
No, it's alright, Miss Dimple. Really.
No, no, no, it was terrible, awful, cruel! Inappropriately violent. And I want to make it all up to you.
No, no, you don't have to.
Oh, I insist! Is there anything you need?
No...
Isn't there something I could do for you?
I don't think so.
Isn't there a certain someone who runs a certain studio that I could introduce you to?
Well, is there anyway that you can arrange for me and the other animals to perform for L.B. Mammoth?
Why, Denis! I'd be delighted. [gasps] Idea.
Max
Ping.
Maybe you can all do a number in my movie?
You? You mean it?
Why, it's just what the picture needs.
Oh, I couldn't impose.
I'll give you use of my sound-stage, my ark and anything else you might need.
Really?
You get all your little friends ready, and I'll make sure L.B. sees your splashy debut.
Oh, thank you, Miss Dimple...
Ah, ah, ah, call me Darla!
Thank you, Darla!
Don't mention it. [giggles]
Sawyer could do a romantic balled and Woolie can even play a piano solo.
Did you hear that, Max? Woolie, the elephant, can even play a solo!
Max
Grah...
Don't you think that would have been a good idea?
Well, I think... you really want my advice?
Oh yes, oh yes, please!
Well...
Ladies and gentlemen of the press, I bring you the founder of Mammoth Pictures, Mr. L.B. Mammoth! Boom chachalaca boom chachalaca boom!
Reporter
Gee whiz, Mr. Mammoth, what's the secret of your success?
Simple! It's Dimple!
Dainty Delightful Darla Dimple!
Ah, the recipe for a Darla Dimple movie. Begin with one part adorable character in jeopardy.
[Inside the sound-stage, Darla has tied up Pudge]
Sorry, penguin, but in everyone's life, a little rain must fall. Max, man the valves!
Max
Yes, Miss Dimple.
More water, Max. More water!
[Max opens the water valve even more, causing the shower heads to burst open]
Sprinkle in an air of innocence...
Wind, Max! We must have WIND!
[Max rips off the fan guard, grips one of the blades, and pushes it down, creating wind]
Stir in...
More water!
[Max rips off the water valve, sending gallons of water gushing out into the flood]
Add a pinch of...
Thunder!
[Max grips a steam pipe, which starts bulging at the bottom. Two gauges and a bulb burn out, harming Pudge. The steam pipe eventually bursts, letting off steam]
And an itsy-bitsy dash of...
LIGHTNING!!!
[Darla cackling evilly, Max slams the two lightning generators to create lightning]
Mix them all together, and what do you get?
[He presses the open door button and the stage doors open, revealing a flooded stage which then spills out into the lot with they screaming in terror. Flanigan leaps into his boss' arms] [panicking]
Mommy!
[The two friends scream their heads off, followed by the reporters, who scream and run for their lives. Then, the massive flood spills into the open lot, engulfing L.B. Mammoth and Flanigan. Back on the ark, Danny is at the steering wheel as he tries to steer the ark, while Woolie clings onto the crow's nest for dear life. The animal actors scream in terror as the ark does a corkscrew] [panicking]
Throw the anchor! Somebody, throw the anchor!
[Tillie tosses the anchor that catches Flanigan and L.B. Mammoth]
It's L.B.! [singing] We're on! Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag / And smile, smile, smile [bashing T.W. and Frances together]
[imitating Danny]
"Your life isn't back there at the office". He says! "Dance with me". He says. [nags at him] You know what your problem is?! You're pushy, self centered, pig-headed... No offense, Herb.
Herb Pig
None taken.
Crewman
[The flood approaches a Samson and Delilah movie set]
Action. We're pushing, we're pushing... We're running, we're running!
Well, maybe you could do better. Go ahead, you take it.
You take it.
You take it.
No, no, no.
If you think you know so much... Sawyer!
I don't want it.
Well it doesn't get any worse than this. I was wrong. It's worse.
[gasps]
Oh my. This is an awkward moment. I don't think we met. I'm Tillie. Mr. Mammoth, Cranston, Cranston, Mr. Mammoth, Flanigan, Cranston... AAAAAAH!!!
Announcer
What appears to be a tidal wave, folks, is actually just a special effect.
This has gone far enough! Give me that!
You didn't want it before! Give it!
Excuse me I don't mean to interrupt or anything, but we're about to...
Danny Cat and Sawyer Cat
[in unison]
Will you just stay out of this?!
Ooh, sorry.
Let go. Let go.
I'm telling you...
Receptionists
Good day, Mr. Mammoth.
You animals will never...
nibble kibble in this town again!
I think they liked it.
Other characters in Cats Don't Dance
Danny Cat
Scott Bakula
Sawyer Cat
Jasmine Guy
Darla Dimple
Ashley Peldon
Frances Albacore
Betty Lou Gerson
Peabo "Pudge" Pudgemeyer
Matthew Herried
Tillie Hippo
Kathy Najimy
T.W. Turtle
Don Knotts
Cranston
Hal Holbrook
Flanigan
René Auberjonois
L.B. Mammoth
George Kennedy
Woolie the Mammoth
John Rhys-Davies
Narrator
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