Joe Patroni quotes
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Okay. But you keep those dinky toys out of my hair and away from this plane for 15 minutes, maybe less. I'll DRIVE it out.
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I'll be back in time if I have to pull that plane out with my teeth!
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Hold the whipped cream; I just had a dessert.
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Aww, a tractor-trailer jack-knifed and flipped over. It's laying on its side like a drunken dinosaur.
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That's one nice thing about the 707. It can do everything but read.
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Nice going sweetheart (as he taps the fuselage of the damaged plane)