So tell me, Mama. Why make Buffalo's biggest cookie?

Well, man from health department say he find rat pellet in our pastry, but I say, 'No, is big chocolate sprinkle.' But he shut store down. So we clean up, make big cookie for to bring customers back.

Well, I admire your candor. Let's try that again, shall we?
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So tell me, Mama. Why make Buffalo's biggest cookie?

So the children of the neighborhood will be happy?

That's right. It must be wonderful seeing the smiles on their little faces.

I work in back. I see no smiles.