And the cookie is... ten feet, four inches! We have a new record! Cue the cheesy inspirational music! [theme from Chariots of Fire plays]
And that's the way the cookie crumbles!
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Ally They want you close to the falls.
Bruce Really? I'm gonna get soaked.
Ally That's the point.
Grace Will you stop being such a martyr?
Bruce I am not being a martyr. I'm the victim. God is a mean kid over an anthill with a magnifying glass, and I'm the ant. He could fix my life in five minutes if he wanted to, but he'd rather burn off my feelers, and watch me squirm!
God In a way, I'm here to offer you a job.
Bruce Job? What job?
God My job. When you leave this building, you will be endowed with all of my powers.
Bruce Whatever you say, pal.
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