[On surviving an exploding phone booth]
Hey, Jake. Gotta be at least seven dollars worth of change here.
'Joliet' Jake Blues
John Belushi · 28 quotes
Elwood Blues
Dan Aykroyd · 28 quotes
Mrs. Murphy
Aretha Franklin · 4 quotes
Most scenes together: Elwood Blues & 'Joliet' Jake Blues (16)
The Blues Brothers quotes
Page 4 of 5[Start of the song "Everybody Needs Somebody"]
We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight. And we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois's law enforcement community who have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time. We do sincerely hope you all enjoy the show, and please remember people that no matter who you are and what you do to live, thrive and survive there are still some things that make us all the same. You, me, them, everybody, everybody!
[To the "Chic Lady", Twiggy, in the Jaguar at the gas station, and affecting fake Chicago accent]
You want I should wipe the dead bugs off the windshield, ma'am?
First, you trade the Bluesmobile in for a microphone. Then, you lie to me about the band. Now, you're about to get me put back in the joint on the very day I just got out!
I ran outta gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from outta town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts!! It wasn't my fault I swear to God!!!
I took the liberty of bullshitting you.
I usually get inside the car so I can sign the check on the glove compartment lid.
If you say "no", Elwood and I will come here for breakfast, lunch and dinner - every day of the week.
Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!
This don't look like no expressway to me!
This is glue. Strong stuff!
We're on a mission from God. [repeated line]
Why da ya gotta be so negative all the time? Why can't ya offer some...constructive criticism?
You got us into this parking lot pal! Now you get us out!