Principal Anderson
The statement I made about Billy Madison was, and is, completely untrue.
Eric
No.
Principal Anderson
I know now that I shall never escape my fate as the Revolting Blob.
Eric
No, no, no, no, no, no, NO! [angrily throws a stapler, and it hits his secretary, accidentally knocking her out]
Principal Anderson
It's something I must learn to live with.
Eric
Joyce?
Brian
What a mess. First, this psycho goes on TV, lies, then retracts it, and now Eric's secretary is in a coma. Carl, has anyone been able to find out anything about this Max guy?
No, sir. He's vanished. Nobody has any idea where he is.
Eric
I believed in Billy all along.
Billy
Oh, cut the horseshit! I know you blackmailed Max.
Brian
Take it easy, Billy. [to Eric] Things were going along great, until this wrestling freak messed things up. Billy should get another shot at high school.
Eric
Hey, rules are rules. Billy was supposed to finish each grade within the 2 weeks, or I get the company. He didn't finish 9th grade.
Eric, certainly there are extenuating circumstances.
Eric
Extenuating, exshmenuating! We had a deal. A signed, written deal. Each grade, 2 weeks, or I get the company.
Brian
Well, technically, you're right, but-
Eric
Oh, shut up, Brian! I've had to listen to your jawing for too long. [mimicking Brian] "Well, technically, mmeh-mmeh-mmeh-" [normal voice; loudly] Just SHUT UP! [gets up] Are you ready to hand the company over to me now?
Brian
No!
Eric
Then I'll see your ass in court.
Brian
Good.
Eric
Nice talkin' to ya, shitheads. [laughs]
