Amos
Tell me, Karl, have you ever heard the term “involuntary servitude?”
Karl
No.
Amos
Unconscionable contract?
Karl
Uh... Nope.
Amos
Great! Here you go.
Played by Danny DeVito 
Big Fish (2003) · 51 quotes
Big Fish (2003) · 51 quotes
Scenes with Amos
3 scenes Amos
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Edward
I just saw the woman I'm going to marry, I know it. But I lost her.
Amos
Oh, Tough break. Well, most men have to get married before they lose their wives.
Edward
I'm going to spend the rest of my life looking for her. That or die alone.
Amos
Damn, Kid!
Amos
Forget it Kid. Don't waste your time. She's out of your league.
Edward
What do you mean? You don't even know me.
Amos
Sure I do. You were hot shit back in Hickville, but here in the real world, you got squat. You don't have a plan. You don't have a job. You don't have anything except the clothes on your back... You were a big fish in a small pond, but this here is the ocean, and you're drowning. Take my advice and go back to Puddleville. You'll be happy there.
Other characters in Big Fish
More Danny DeVito characters
The Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot
Narrator
The Lorax
Vincent Benedict
Uncle Dan
Bergman
George Shapiro
Philoctetes