Jules Paxton [after seeing Jess almost kiss Joe]
You bitch!
4th most-quoted character in Bend It Like Beckham (2002): in 7 of its 46 quotes
Most scenes with: Paula Paxton (2)
Mother, just because I wear trackies and play sports DOES NOT MAKE ME A LESBIAN!
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5 scenes Jules Me and Jess were fighting because we both fancy our coach... Joe.
Jules [exasperated]
Yeah, as in male, Joe! Joe, our coach, Joe, man, Joe!
Jules Anyway being a lesbian's not that big a deal
Oh no of course not sweetheart no. I mean I've got nothing against it. I was cheering for Martina Navratilova as much as the next person.
Jules [In a women's underwear retail store with her mother holding up a bra]
I'd never wear that!
Mrs. Paxton
They're all the rage, poppet! You blow 'em up, just like a lilo. Look, this little pump comes free with it. Pop it in the valve, pump away, up it goes, then slip it back in there... [Holds up bra looking proud] and boom! Cleavage! They're perfect while you're still growing 'cause they lift you right there. [Grabs Jules breasts who jumps highly violated]
Jules Mum! God, you're so embarrassing!
Mrs. Paxton
They make more of what you've got! [Following Jules] All the girls have bought one for their daughters! The Fleur's pretty, and the gel bra's a clever one, no pumping, it's already in there. [Jules walks up to a rack] Not the sports bras! They're so plain! They don't enhance!
Jules No one's going to see them!
Mrs. Paxton
It's not how they look, it's how they make you feel. I really like that lace lycra one.
Mrs. Paxton
[Jules has kicked a goal in her parents backyard that bounces off potted plants, playing with her father] [Çomes out oḟ house]
Oh, will you both pack it in! Look at the state of my fuchsias! Allen, when are you gonna realize you have a daughter with breasts, not a son?
Mr. Paxton
Paula!
Mrs. Paxton
No boy's gonna go out with a girl who's got bigger muscles than him!
Mr. Paxton
Leave her alone.
Jules I'm not gonna give it up!
Mrs. Paxton
I saw Kevin on the high street with a blonde girl and it didn't look like they weren't talking about match of the bleedin' day either!
Jules Kevin can shag whoever he bloody wants!
Mrs. Paxton
Honey, all I'm saying is there is a reason why Sporty Spice is the only one of them without a fella.
Mrs. Paxton
[Jules has stormed past Mrs. Paxton into the house]
Sweetheart...
Mr. Paxton
Why don't you get off her flamin' back? If she'd rather play football than chase boys, frankly I'm over the moon about that.
Jules When are you going to tell your parents about your game?
I don't know.
Jules You can't keep lying. You're too good.
Mrs. Paxton
Cooey!
Jules Hide the shoes!
Mrs. Paxton
Sweetheart!
Jules Up here, Mum.
Mrs. Paxton
Oh, it's hot out there! Oh! Got company! Hello, love.
Jules Mum, this is Jess.
Mrs. Paxton
Jess? Is that Indian?
It's really Jesminder, but only my mum calls me that.
Mrs. Paxton
Oh, that's nice. Jesmin-dah. Lovely! Well, Jesmin-dah, I bet your room at home doesn't look like this! Great big butch women on the wall!
Jules Thank you, Mum, I'm not old like you!
Mrs. Paxton
Jess, I hope you can teach my daughter a bit about your culture, including respect for elders and the like, eh? Cheeky madam! Well, Jess... I expect your parents are fixing you up with a handsome young doctor soon. Pretty girl like you...
Jules Mum! Stop embarrassing yourself!
Mrs. Paxton
What? Just being friendly! You don't mind, do you, love? Of course not! Now, are you a friend from school or work?
Jules She's a footballer. She's on the team with me.
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