When are you going to tell your parents about your game?

I don't know.

You can't keep lying. You're too good.

Cooey!

Hide the shoes!

Sweetheart!

Up here, Mum.

Oh, it's hot out there! Oh! Got company! Hello, love.

Mum, this is Jess.

Jess? Is that Indian?

It's really Jesminder, but only my mum calls me that.

Oh, that's nice. Jesmin-dah. Lovely! Well, Jesmin-dah, I bet your room at home doesn't look like this! Great big butch women on the wall!

Thank you, Mum, I'm not old like you!

Jess, I hope you can teach my daughter a bit about your culture, including respect for elders and the like, eh? Cheeky madam! Well, Jess... I expect your parents are fixing you up with a handsome young doctor soon. Pretty girl like you...

Mum! Stop embarrassing yourself!

What? Just being friendly! You don't mind, do you, love? Of course not! Now, are you a friend from school or work?

She's a footballer. She's on the team with me.