A character in Bend It Like Beckham (2002)

Paula Paxton quotes from Bend It Like Beckham (2002)

Juliet Stevenson

3rd most-quoted character in Bend It Like Beckham (2002): in 9 of its 46 quotes
Most scenes with: Jules Paxton (2)

A line from Paula Paxton

Don't tell me. The offside rule is when the French mustard has to be between the teriyaki sauce and the sea salt.

More lines from Paula Paxton

5 quotes
Paula Paxton

You know Jesminder, I cooked a lovely curry the other day.

Paula Paxton

Do you not realise that you have a daughter with breasts?

Paula Paxton

All I'm saying is, there's a reason why Sporty Spice is the only one without a fella!

Paula Paxton

Get your lesbian feet out of my shoes!

Scenes with Paula Paxton

3 scenes
Paula

That's why she's been so depressed lately cos' that Jess broke her heart! She's in love. With a girl!

Alan Paxton

You're jumping to all the wrong conclusions

Paula

But I heard her! No wonder she never looked twice at the Kevin or brought any boys home. I tried to get her nice clothes, you know we've had some lovely prints in this summer you know in swimwear and sarongs and that. She never wants to go shopping with me. It was terrible what they did to that George Michael going on about him and his private business in the papers like that! Oh No!

Alan Paxton

George Michael is still a superstar and you still listen to Wham!

Me and Jess were fighting because we both fancy our coach... Joe.

Paula
[pause]

Joe, a man, Joe?

[exasperated]

Yeah, as in male, Joe! Joe, our coach, Joe, man, Joe!

Anyway being a lesbian's not that big a deal

Paula

Oh no of course not sweetheart no. I mean I've got nothing against it. I was cheering for Martina Navratilova as much as the next person.

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