Shark
I can't believe we got double-crossed by a tiny rodent!
Snake
Oh, we got double-crossed by a rodent all right. But, uh, not a tiny one.
Shark
What?!
Snake
This was supposed to be us conning Marmalade. It turns out it was Wolf conning us! Does that sound familiar to you, Wolf?!
Wolf
Why-Why would you think that?
Snake
Oh, I don't know! Maybe because you just sabotaged the biggest heist of our lives! I think you owe us an explanation, buddy.
Wolf
Okay, you're right. This is what happened. Back in the museum, I just tried to steal an old lady's purse. [gets his mugshot taken] Classic snatch and grab.
Webs
"Tried" to? Since when do you try to steal something and not just steal it?
Wolf
I was trying to steal the purse when the old lady fell and... [clears his throat] I kind of helped her.
Snake
What?! [gets his mugshot taken]
Wolf
I kind of helped her.
Piranha
But then you stole the purse. [gets his mugshot taken]
Wolf
No, [chuckles] I didn't! I saved the old lady, and she hugged me. And my tail wagged, and I didn't know what it was, but it felt, uh, you know... good. [The others, except Snake, gasp at this.]
Piranha
Ah, but then you stole the purse!
NO!
Snake
Y'know, I heard what the pig said to you, about cutting us loose.
Shark
Wait. Like, "us" us?!
Snake
But I never thought you'd actually do it, man.
Wolf
Hey, hey, hey, hey! I-I would never... I was trying to... I was trying to find us a better life!
Snake
Our life was perfect until you decided to ruin it!
Wolf
I didn't! You guys felt it at the gala — the clapping, the cheering. We were more than-than just scary villains! They loved us!
Snake
Oh, yeah?! If they "loved" us so much, how come we're in prison for a crime we didn't commit? You know what? I'll give Marmalade this: At least he sees the world for what it is - a place where some people are scary and some people are scared!
Wolf
Oh, yeah? Well, I'm tired of being scary. I'm… I'm tired of being an outcast. Maybe I don't wanna be—
Snake
What? A Bad Guy?! Don't wanna be a Bad Guy anymore, huh? Say it, Wolf! [Wolf just glares at Snake and says nothing.] Yeah, I thought so. And us, your lifelong friends? We're just holding you back?
Wolf
YEAH, MAYBE YOU ARE!
Snake
TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK! APOLOGIZE!
Hey, hey, hey, hey! Prison is no place for fighting!
Tell that to him.
Wolf
Huh?
[Snake, Wolf and the guards look up to see the Crimson Paw dropping from the upper floor to the rescue.]
