Austin Powers in Goldmember quotes

71 total quotes

Foxxy Cleopatra
Goldmember
Multiple Characters
Nigel Powers

View Quote Hey, everybody! I'm from Holland! Isn't that veird?

View Quote [When confused or perplexed] Say What?

View Quote [Pulling a piece of skin off himself] Oh yesh, yesh, yesh, thish is a keeper!

View Quote May I preshent to you, the very sexual, the very toit, Austin Power's fahza!

View Quote [Hanging from Dr. Evil's recently pulled down pants] Hey, Dr. Evil, I used to think you're crazy, but now I can see your nuts. [To audience] I thank you.

View Quote But I had to shed some extra skin.

View Quote Look everyone! My vinky vas a key!

View Quote [to Dr.Evil] You know, Dr. Evil, I used to think you were crazy, but now I can see your [you're] nuts! A'thank you!

View Quote And that, for you, ish bad newsh bearsh! [mutters] Walter Matthau.

View Quote Tom Cruise: Yeah, baby!
Steven Spielberg: (When Austin says he should change the opening credits) Yeah, well (Holds up an Oscar) my friend here - he thinks it's fine the way it is.

View Quote [deleted scene where Dr Evil is stroking mr Bigglesworth] I like holding my kitty. Its like holding somebody's ass.

View Quote [After Nigel tells a flashback about himself] Very interesting, Mr. Powers. Of course, we will have to wait after we see the facts. Daddy! [Hugs Nigel]

View Quote Only a bloody Dutchman!

View Quote [After key is lost] Luckily I keep a shpare.

View Quote What the--? Hey, hey stop that! Bad Mini-Me! No humping! [squirts water at Mini Me]