Melvin: Can I ask you a personal question?
Simon: Sure.
Melvin: You ever get an erection over a woman?
Simon: Melvin.
Melvin: I mean, wouldn't your life be easier if you--
Simon: You consider your life easy?
Melvin: Alright. I give you that one.
Simon: Sure.
Melvin: You ever get an erection over a woman?
Simon: Melvin.
Melvin: I mean, wouldn't your life be easier if you--
Simon: You consider your life easy?
Melvin: Alright. I give you that one.
Melvin : Can I ask you a personal question?
Simon : Sure.
Melvin : You ever get an erection over a woman?
Simon : Melvin.
Melvin : I mean, wouldn't your life be easier if you--
Simon : You consider your life easy?
Melvin : Alright. I give you that one.
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