“I'll be quiet. Just let me stay here. No problem. Go get Carol. Get...” – Melvin Udall, As Good as It Gets ... Movie Quotes Database

[to Brian]

I'll be quiet. Just let me stay here. No problem. Go get Carol. Get her here. I'm not a - a prick. You are. I'm not judging. I'm a great customer. This day has been a disaster. I'm not sure if I can handle this, too.

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