Dr. Ben Sobel quotes

View Quote (masquerading as a mobster) My name is Ben Sobel... -lioni. Ben Sobellioni. I'm also known as, uh, Benny the Groin, Sammy the Schnozz, Elmer the Fudd, Tubby the Tuba, and once as Miss Phyllis Levine.

View Quote [talks to patient] Well, the first thing I think you should do... is to stop whining about this pathetic loser! You are a tragedy queen [mocks whining voice] "Steve doesn't like me. Steve doesn't respect me." I mean, who gives a shit? GET A ****ING LIFE!!!!!!!!!

View Quote [Upon receiving an exquisite fountain from Vitti as a gift] Call the Vatican, see if there's anything missing.