Primo quotes from Analyze This (1999)

And hopefully, hopefully... if you make one more move on me, you mother****er, I'll ****in' cut your ****in' balls off and shove 'em up your ****in' ass. I'll ****in' bury you! I'll stick **** ice picks in your eyes. I'll chop your **** eyeballs and I'll send 'em to your family so they can eat them for dessert! Do you understand me?!

Primo

Hey, Paul.

What?

Primo

**** you.

You mother****er!

Primo

Everybody knows there's been this thing between me and Paul Vitti for a long time.

Dr. Ben Sobel

Which thing are you talking about? The first thing or the second thing?

Primo

What second thing? I only know one thing.

Dr. Ben Sobel

Hey, how can we bring up the first thing if we're not gonna talk about the second thing. Did you talk to the guy?

Primo

What guy?

Dr. Ben Sobel

The guy with the thing!

Primo

What thing? What the **** are you talking about?

Dr. Ben Sobel

How should I know? You brought it up.

Primo

Yeah, who is this?

It's me.

Primo

Me who?

Me. Me.

Primo

Me? Me who?

Me. You know me. Me.

Primo

Yeah, how's it goin'?

Not good. Not good. Whoever did that thing to you-know-who, that good friend of mine? They're trying to do that to me now, and I'm having a lot of feelings about that, and I'm trying to get some... some...

Dr. Ben Sobel

Closure.

...closure on that.

Primo

What kind of feelings?

I'm feeling very angry about that, I'm really- I'm enraged. I'm feeling very very mad about that.

Primo

Yeah, so why are you telling me?

Why'm I telling you? Like you don't know nothin' about it? Eh?

Primo

I don't know what you're talkin' about.

You don't know nothin'? What?

Primo

I don't know what you're talkin' about.

Okay, whatever, I'm just trying to... tell you about my feelings, and that I'm angry, and that that anger is...

Dr. Ben Sobel

A blocked wish.

A blocked wish, and I'm looking forward to seeing you, next week at that thing, and unblock that angered wish, and then, hopefully, hopefully... (I warn you,) [losing his temper] if you make one more move on me, you mother****er, I'll **** cut your **** balls off, I'll shove them up your **** ass! I'll **** bury you! I'll put **** ice picks in your (****) eyes! I'll chop your **** eyeballs (off)! I'll send them to your **** family so they can eat them for dessert! Do you understand me?!

Primo

Hey, Paul.

What?

Primo

**** you. [hangs up]

You mother****er!

Primo

You get a dictionary and find out what this "closure" is. If that's what he's gonna hit us with, then I wanna know what it is.