
American Beauty quotes
97 total quotesJane Burnham
Lester Burnham
Ricky Fitts
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Lester: How's Jane?
Angela: What do you mean?
Lester: I mean, how's her life? Is she happy? Is she miserable? I'd really like to know, and she'd die before she'd ever tell me about it.
Angela: She's... she's really happy. She thinks she's in love.
Lester: Good for her.
Angela: How are you?
Lester: God, it's been a long time since anybody asked me that... I'm great.
Angela: I've gotta go to the bathroom.
Lester: I'm great.
Angela: What do you mean?
Lester: I mean, how's her life? Is she happy? Is she miserable? I'd really like to know, and she'd die before she'd ever tell me about it.
Angela: She's... she's really happy. She thinks she's in love.
Lester: Good for her.
Angela: How are you?
Lester: God, it's been a long time since anybody asked me that... I'm great.
Angela: I've gotta go to the bathroom.
Lester: I'm great.
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Ricky: It's like God's looking right at you, just for a second, and if you're careful you can look right back.
Jane: And what do you see?
Ricky: Beauty.
Jane: And what do you see?
Ricky: Beauty.
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Jane: [referring to Lester] Somebody should just put him out of his misery.
Ricky: Do you want me to kill him?
Jane: Yeah, would you?
Ricky: Do you want me to kill him?
Jane: Yeah, would you?
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This isn't life, it's just stuff. And it's become more important to you than living. Well, honey, that's just nuts.
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Janie's a pretty typical teenager. Angry, insecure, confused. I wish I could tell her that's all going to pass, but I don't want to lie to her.
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I see you're smoking pot now! I'm so glad. I think using illegal psychotropic substances is a very positive example to set for our daughter.
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I want to look good naked!
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I am so sick of people taking their insecurities out on me.
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I know you think my dad's harmless, but you're wrong.
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[To Carolyn] You don't get to tell me what to do ever again.
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Yes you are. And you're boring. And totally ordinary...and you know it.
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Then so am I! And we'll always be freaks and we'll never be like other people and you'll never be a freak because you're just too... perfect.
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Our marriage is just for show. A commercial for how normal we are when we're anything but.
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Lester: You don't think it's kinda weird & fascist?
Carolyn: Possibly, but you don't want to be unemployed.
Lester: Oh well, alright, let's all sell our souls and work for Satan because it's more convenient that way.
Carolyn: Possibly, but you don't want to be unemployed.
Lester: Oh well, alright, let's all sell our souls and work for Satan because it's more convenient that way.