American Beauty quotes

97 total quotes

View Quote You cannot count on anyone except yourself.

View Quote Well...now I too need structure. And ****ing discipline!

View Quote [After Angela touches his muscles] You like muscles.

View Quote [To Lester after admitting her virginity] I still want to do it! I just...thought you should know in case you wondered why I wasn't...you know...better.

View Quote Look at me, jerking off in the shower — this will be the high point of my day. It's all downhill from here.

View Quote Man, oh man. Man, oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man. * [Last Words]

View Quote I refuse to be a victim!

View Quote You ungrateful little brat! Just look at everything you have. When I was your age, we... lived in a duplex! We didn't even have our own house!

View Quote I'm just an ordinary guy with nothing to lose.

View Quote [to Buddy King] **** me, your majesty!

View Quote In order to be successful, one must project an image of success at all times.

View Quote You're one to talk, you bloodless, money-grubbing freak.

View Quote If people I don't even know look at me and want to **** me, it means I really have a shot at being a model.

View Quote Jane: [Referring to Lester] He has this crush on my friend Angela and it's disgusting.
Ricky: You'd rather he had the crush on you?
Jane: No! But it would be nice if I was anywhere near as important to him as she is...

View Quote I need a father who's a role model, not some horny geek-boy who's gonna spray his shorts every time I bring a girlfriend home from school.