American Beauty quotes

97 total quotes

View Quote I didn't LOSE it. It's not like 'Whoops! Where did my job go?' I quit.

View Quote Then so am I! And we'll always be freaks and we'll never be like other people and you'll never be a freak because you're just too... perfect.

View Quote I didn't mean to scare you. I just think you're interesting.

View Quote I'm not obsessing. I'm just curious.

View Quote Remember those posters that said, 'Today is the first day of the rest of your life'? Well, that's true of every day but one — the day you die.

View Quote [To Angela on Jane] She's not your friend. She's just someone you use to feel good about yourself.

View Quote I will sell this house today, I will sell this house today...

View Quote Well the new me whacks off when he feels horny.

View Quote Jane: [On Lester] Could he be any more pathetic?
Angela: I think it's sweet. And I think he and your mother have not had sex in a long time.

View Quote [To Jane] Honey, I'm so proud of you. I watched you very closely, and you didn't screw up once!

View Quote Lester: So Janie, how was school?
Jane: It was okay.
Lester: Just okay?
Jane: [sarcastically] No dad, it was spectacular.

View Quote It would be nice if I was nearly as important to him as she is...

View Quote There happens to be a lot about me that you don't know, Mr. Smarty Man. There's plenty of joy in my life.

View Quote [Answering Ricky's question if she wants him to kill Lester] Yeah. Would you?

View Quote Jane: I don't think we can be friends anymore.
Angela: You're way too uptight about sex.
Jane: Just don't **** my dad, all right? Please?
Angela: Why not?